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Silly signs


Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Outside a disco: SMARTS IS THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DISCO IN TOWN. EVERYONE WELCOME

Oxford Circus: DELAYS ON BAKERLOO LINE ARE BEING CAUSED BY EARLIER DELAYS.

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Very good.
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Thank you emoticon

I am trying to find more topics for the theme park and keep it fresh emoticon

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I have a great photo that we took in the States in June - driving down the road we saw a sign that said

'Clean dirt wanted'


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Haven't got my photos in the Mac yet but when I do, I'll look for it to show you!

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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'


 In a Podiatrist's office:
'Time wounds all heels.'


 On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels


 At a Proctologist's door:
'To expedite your visit please back in.'


 On a Plumber's truck:
'We repair what your husband fixed.'


 On another Plumber's truck:
'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber..'


On a Church's Billboard:
'7 days without God makes one weak.'


 At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
'Invite us to your next blowout.'


At a Towing company:
'We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.'


 On an Electrician's truck:
'Let us remove your shorts.'


 In a Nonsmoking Area:
'If we see smoke,
we will assume you are on fire
and take appropriate action.'


 On a Maternity Room door:
'Push. Push. Push.'


At an Optometrist's Office:
'If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place.'


 On a Taxidermist's window:
'We really know our stuff.'


 On a Fence:
'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'


 At a Car Dealership:
'The best way to get back on your feet -
Miss a car payment.'


 Outside a Muffler Shop:
'No appointment necessary.
We hear you coming.'


 In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
'Be back in 5 minutes.
Sit! Stay!'


At the Electric Company
'We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be.'


In a Restaurant window:
'Don't stand there and be hungry,
Come on in and get fed up.'


In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'


At a Propane Filling Station:
'Thank heaven for little grills.'


 At a Chicago Radiator Shop:
'Best place in town to take a leak'

 

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What do you call a toothless bear?
... Gummi bear!

Found this one on a vets sign emoticon

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I love those! emoticon

I don't expect the car dealership to get many customers with their sign, though. emoticon

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Sign at the National Weather Bureau:
Another non-prophet enterprise

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