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The Monkees


Remember that old TV show? No, I'm not that old, but I've seen some old reruns of it. Anyway, there's a band called Apologetix that did a parody of the song. You can hear it [url=[sign in to see URL]

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Here they come -- talkin' down at me -- I get the funniest looks ‘cause -- I said I don't believe
They say we were monkeys -- They think they're sayin' something profound
But where's their missing link at? There weren't any bodies found
They built a man from a hog's tooth -- They called a lie the truth
And any time they get busted -- They sell you something new
They say we were monkeys -- I think that they've been monkeyin' around
Cause they're too busy changin' their books and their studies 'round
They're just tryin' to defend it -- they got a lot to re-explain
Where they've done excavation -- they keep uncoverin' mistakes
Any time -- or anywhere -- Just look over the boulders -- You'll see that man's been there
They say we were monkeys -- I think their heads are stuck in the ground
Cause they're too busy diggin' and putting the Bible down

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Java Man was the skull of a gibbon; Nebraska Man was the tooth of a pig and
The Piltdown Man was a lowdown sham; They built that man from an organutan
Ramapithicus wasn't complete; He's a fragment of jaw and a couple of teeth
Addition skeletons show us today that he isn't our relative -- only an ape
Australapithicus alias Lucy, The fossil of this is just vague and confusing
The wonderful knee bone they're proud to possess was 200 feet deeper -- a mile from the rest
Neanderthal Man was prob'ly deficient in Vitamin D or it might've been rickets
But he had religion and musical instruments, fire and tools and from you he's no different

They say we were monkeys but people came from dust in the ground
But they're too busy thinkin’ to look into what we've found
They're just kinda pretending, but I know why they seem afraid
If we come from creation, you need God’s Son to be saved
They say we were monkeys but there was no evidence found
Still you'd better get ready -- they'll make it up anyhow...



 emoticon I like it!


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Re: The Monkees


Hmmmm, well it's better than some parody's of that song I've seen! emoticon
[sign in to see URL] AM old enough to have watched the original TV [sign in to see URL] have a crush on Davy Jones... emoticon

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I am that old emoticon Not bad, a friend of mine thought it was the Monkees so they came close emoticon

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Apologetix has a ton of Christian parody songs out there.
Search for them on the net, they do everything from classic rock, hard rock, pop, and even some rap. They've done Joan Jett, Bob Segar, Alanis Morrisette, The Offspring, Eminem, Kiss, etc.




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